Chinglish? Blame technology!

Next time you think about mocking the Chinese for using Chinglish - think again. According to deep and thorough research conducted by Sinologist Victor Mair, Chinglish is a result of complete dependence on digital translation applications. Technology speaks Chinglish. Chinese just speak Chinese.
From article "Where Chinglish Comes From"

The Infinite Journey

I feel stuck
In a stinky stall
So many stars in the sky
But I can only be on one at a time
I can jump from planet to planet
But I long to find a place
Where I truly belong

My Debut Film

This is a suspenseful story about love, trust, lust, passion, and betrayal . All shot in still motion using the 2008 iPhone.

Nominated for 'Best Mobile Film' at The Cannes Film Festival 2010.

Enjoy the trailer.

Opening Title: VIA Train 06, Story Stills

On VIA train 06, everyone travels in pairs.

Including Nathaniel and Barbara.

But the ride takes a dangerous turn, when a single mysterious passenger arrived and sat next to them.

All of a sudden, they are surrounded by watching eyes.

Will they survive the ride? 

Playing soon at selected theatres in France only.

My new film: Poltergeist 2009: Fatal Error #EA10976

A young producer (Elijah Schwansen) is visited by ghosts in his computer at work. At first the ghosts appear friendly, waffling playful emails to the amusement of everyone, then they turn nasty and start to terrorise the department with perverse links that leave them vulnerable to deadly viruses before they finally abduct Elijah into a dark brown closet, which seems like the entrance to the other side.






Available on Blue Ray and DVD: October 32, 2009


(not playable on desktop computers)

Baba Ganoush scored another Chickpea. #46 Kick Ass Gurantee.

Once upon a time, there was a Chickpea in the park. Chickpea was hungry and wanted to make a yummy pita sammich for lunch. But Chickpea's tiny hands made it impossible to roll up the ginormous pita. As she struggled to get the big fat pita rolled up, Baba Ganoush happened to walk by. He used his big magical Baba hands to roll up the pita and transformed it into a burrito! Chickpea was so grateful and enchanted that she offered herself to Baba Ganoush and they became one under the Golden Sun.

The End.

Cleft Lip Baby Doll

They got the cleft on the lower lip instead of the upper lip - otherwise an excellent educational tool on congenital defects for kids. Dressed in bunny suit to enhance visual associations. Get one for your child today!

What is your self worth?

I believe it's 256+385=641