Baba Ganoush scored another Chickpea. #46 Kick Ass Gurantee.

Once upon a time, there was a Chickpea in the park. Chickpea was hungry and wanted to make a yummy pita sammich for lunch. But Chickpea's tiny hands made it impossible to roll up the ginormous pita. As she struggled to get the big fat pita rolled up, Baba Ganoush happened to walk by. He used his big magical Baba hands to roll up the pita and transformed it into a burrito! Chickpea was so grateful and enchanted that she offered herself to Baba Ganoush and they became one under the Golden Sun.

The End.